the things id do if i had that magic copy machine from the fairly odd parents
I wonder what was happening 10000 years ago right now in the spot where im sitting
i totally understand how sharks feel about shark week cuz all my friends ignore me on facebook until my birthday
- johnny: *crying*
- person: what's wrong johnny?
- johnny: i can't grow a beard.
if ellen was president of the world there would be no wars only dancing
my grasp on the english language ranges from college professor to drunk walrus
one time i convinced my brother that tums were candy so he ate an entire bottle and that was my favorite family trip to poison control ever