December 2011
How I imagine my first day of work
You Have Three Moods During Class:
The, “Tf is this?”
The: “OMG I ACTUALLY GET IT!!!”
And the:
I remember when I thought Facebook was awesome
But now:
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.
How I feel when I’m playing dodgeball:
How I actually look:
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I saw that! You DO have gum!
During a test:
Expectation:
Reality:
When you send someone a nice message and they never answer it.
When that one quiet kid talks in class
”It speaks ?!”
So sick of this "Like My Status" bullcrap on facebook
LMS if you think im cute.
LMS if u breathin right now.
LMS if you a pimp.
LMS if you like food
LMS if you live on earth
That feeling you get when you're peeing after you've held it forever.
Sneakily glancing at someone your friend said is cute
Expectation:
Reality:
When you get so excited and have plans... Then, suddenly, your parents won't allow you and you're just there like
I love it when food packages say something like "meal for two"
Cause I’m always like “Bitch I think you meant I get seconds.”
When your friends purposely make things awkward between you and the person you like.
I hate it when a person tells me to "chill."
THE FUCK YOU SAID BRUH???
I AM CHILL BITCH !!!!!!
That moment in class when you suddenly understand everything.
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That moment when a random ad starts talking.
When you're taking a test and the nerd that sits beside you hides their test.
sharing is caring bruh
